Fast forward to today at 5 p.m.
After getting back from the gym, I ate a turkey sandwich as a late lunch but that didn't quite fill me up and I decided a little chunk of brownie sounded really good. I go into the kitchen, only to find that the brownies are not where they were last night. I thought maybe Justin hid them from me as a joke - after searching the cupboards I realized they were GONE.
The following playful conversation took place once I knew he was up to something.
me: ok
you're on my shit list
BIG TIME
Justin: why's that?
me: you took my freaking brownies!
Justin: haha
i wanted some for work but was in a hurry so i just grabbed the whole thing
me: thats so mean
Justin: no its not
you would have eaten them all and i wouldn't have gotten any if i didn't bring em
me: that's NOT true
i didn't even know there were gone until 5 minutes ago
meaning i would not have been eating them all day
Justin: true
and for that you can have them
they are in the cupboard above my spot on the bed
me: ugh i looked up there!!
Justin: must not have looked very good
me: ohhh buddy you're in trouble
Justin: why's that?
i gave up the goods
and i didn't even take a big bite out of them
me: because you tried to pull one over on me
Justin: and it worked
i won
me: no - you definitely lost
1. i am going to shove the rest of the pan in my mouth in 30 seconds
Justin: nnooooooooo
me: 2. that means you don't get any!!!
Justin: you're mean
me: and you're very sneaky
Justin: i was nice and told you where they were so you could have '1'
not 1 pan
me: well maybe you will think twice about hiding food from me again
Justin: i would make fun of you if you ate them all
me: well i will make fun of you when u do p90x again
Justin: then i won't do P90X, you eat all the brownie you want and we'll both be fat and happy
me: perfect
What I saw the FIRST time I looked for the brownies
Hmm, I wonder what is under those boxers (I hope they are clean)
BROWNIES- yay!
2 comments:
omg that is hilarious. the old hide-them-under-the-boxers trick! haha!
i cant tell which is worse or which one of us is more bored. the fact you just chronologically told a story about buying/eating/missing/finding brownies or the fact i just spent 25 minutes acting like i was a detective trying to solve the crime before getting to the end of the story. fml.
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